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Is the Corporate Gibberish Generator Better Than ChatGPT and Bard?

by Fred Fuld III

Let’s say you run a startup, and are trying to raise money. You want your offering circular to be impressive. Or maybe you are ready to go public and you need to beef up your prospectus.

Yeah, you can go to Bard or ChatGPT and create something usable.

But why do that when you can really impress potential investors with a bunch of corporate gibberish.

All you need to do is go to the Is the Corporate Gibberish Generator™, type in your company name, and click the Generate button.

A great set of gibberish will appear.

Could it be that this generator was originally created with an early form of artificial intelligence?

Crazy Woman Holding Your Money?

by Fred Fuld III

Supposed you asked someone where they put there money and they said Crazy Woman, would you think they were crazy?

Well maybe they wouldn’t be.

There is actually a bank holding company called Crazy Woman Creek Bancorp Incorporated (CRZY), which you can buy stock in, by the way. It was founded in 1936 and is based in Buffalo, Wyoming.

How’s that for stock market trivia?

The stock trades over-the-counter on the Pink Sheets.

It trades at a very reasonable 6.11 times trailing earnings and pays a dividend withy a forward yield of 1.48%.

The company posted the third-best performance in their 87-year history, with an annualized return on equity (ROE) of 10.41%.

The net interest margin at September 30, 2023 of 3.51% is above the state average of 3.31%. 

As of September 30, 2023, the Tier 1 Leverage Ratio was 9.37%, which substantially exceeds the current definition for “well-capitalized” institutions. Also as of that date, the bank had no foreclosed or repossessed assets.

Would I be crazy for owning Crazy Woman shares?

If you want more investment trivia, check out the book.

Disclosure: Author didn’t own any of the above at the time the article was written.

30 Years Ago, Kevin Costner Starred in ‘Ancient’ Apple Computer Ad: Wall Street Video of the Week

Does any one remember what a Lisa Computer was? Has anyone ever touched one? (I did, for a couple hours many years ago.) This was one of the first follies of Steve Jobs. Talk about a clunky, unattractive computer. Anyway, when Apple (AAPL), ran a Lisa television commercial long ago, guess who the star was? Kevin Costner, star of Field of Dreams, Dances With Wolves, Bull Durham, JFK, and many other movies.

This Day Today in Business & Investment History: January 4

by Fred Fuld III

The first issue of the Wall Street Journal is published in 1875.

The Stock Exchange in Vienna closes due to bank failures, contributing to the severity of the Great Depression in Europe in 1929.

Blackberry phones officially end service after a year-long transition to a software-based business model in 2022.

Wall Street Quotations for January

“Before you invest, investigate.” William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) author, educator.

“With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stock broker, can gain a reputation for being civilized.” Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Poet & playwright

“Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.” Billy Rose (1899-1966) Composer and entrepreneur

“Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.” Don Hays, stock market commentator

“I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.” Warren Buffett (1930- ) businessman and investor 

“Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.” Peter Lynch (1944- ) money manager

“Gentlemen prefer bonds.” Andrew Mellon, Businessman & financier (1855-1937)

The Libertarian ETFs

by Fred Fuld III

A few days ago, I published an article titled Democrat Politician Investors Still Outperforming Republican Politician Investors, which discussed the investment returns of Democratic politicians versus Republicans.

The post also included a few other conservative and liberal ETFs.

One of my readers posted a message asking about the returns for Libertarian oriented stocks.

If you have ever watched the TV show Last Man Standing, the character that Tim Allen plays, Mike Baxter, says “drugs and guns. I’m definitely a libertarian.”

So are there any libertarian ETFs?

Up until recently, there was a B.A.D. ETF (BAD), but unfortunately the fund liquidated a couple months ago. The B.A.D. stood for betting, alcohol, and drugs, which covers some of the areas that libertarians believe in.

Last year, while it was operating, the BAD ETF was up only 4.3% versus the S&P 500 which was up over 22%.

It is somewhat similar to the AdvisorShares Vice ETF (VICE), but VICE doesn’t even include drugs, and about broke even last year.

An alternative play is the Global X MSCI Argentina ETF (ARGT) due to the fact that Argentina now has a libertarian president. This fund was up 46.8% for last year, far outpacing the S&P 500.

Finally, there is the Freedom 100 Emerging Markets ETF (FRDM) which seeks to invest in countries with higher personal and economic freedom scores. The ETF was up 15.7% last year.

Also, if you are just looking for drugs, you have a lot of ETF varieties to choose from (in no particular order):

AdvisorShares Psychedelics ETF (PSIL)
Roundhill Cannabis ETF (WEED)
Cambria Cannabis ETF (TOKE)
Amplify Growth Opportunities ETF (CNBS)
AXS Cannabis ETF (THCX)
AdvisorShares Pure Cannabis ETF (YOLO)
Global X Cannabis ETF (POTX)
AdvisorShares Pure US Cannabis ETF (MSOS)
ETFMG U.S. Alternative Harvest ETF (MJUS)
Advisorshares Msos 2x Daily ETF (MSOX)

Maybe some of these suggestions can free up some profits for your portfolio.

Disclosure: Author didn’t own any of the above at the time the article was written.

This Day Today in Business & Investment History

by Fred Fuld III

Apple Computer (AAPL) was incorporated in 1977.

The first block of the blockchain of the decentralized payment system Bitcoin, called the Genesis block, is established by the creator of the system in 2009.

The Bell Telephone Company (T) was chartered in Massachusetts by Alexander Graham Bell and his associates in 1876.

The Bank of Italy changes its name to Bank of America National Trust and Savings Association (BAC), solidifying its national expansion beyond its Californian roots in 1928.

IBM Corporation (IBM) introduces the IBM 1401, a pioneering transistorized computer designed for business applications in 1960.

The New York Stock Exchange introduces the Decimalization Plan, shifting stock prices from fractions to whole dollar amounts in 1970.

Sony Corporation (SONY) releases the Sony Walkman TPS-L2, the first commercially successful portable cassette player in 1981.

The Playboy Mansion has Dropped in Value Just Like the Playboy Stock

by Fred Fuld III

Is the centerfold industry now passé ?

At one time, Playboy Magazine was the leading men’s magazine.

The publisher, Playboy Enterprises, was publicly traded for many years and had one of the most popular stock certificates, featuring a vignette of a nude Playboy Bunny, Willy Rey.

It also had a picture of the bunny logo, and Hugh Hefner’s signature printed on it.

Source: Author’s Collection

Hugh Hefner later took the company private.

After Hugh Hefner passed away, the company again began publicly trading through a reverse merger with a SPAC. It now trades as PLBY Group (PLBY).

Unfortunately, the stock hasn’t performed so well, trading at 2.68 at the beginning of 2023 and ending up at a dollar a share by the end of the year, a drop of over 62%.

But what about real estate? The Playboy Mansion?

The former Playboy Mansion, located at 10236 Charing Cross Rd, in Los Angeles, near Beverly Hills, was purchased on August 16, 2016 for $100,000,000. It is now only worth $34,166,291 according to Redfin, a drop of 65%.

This 14,217 square foot home has six bedrooms and eight bathrooms, and is located on five acres of land.

Which do you think has a better chance of recovering, the stock or the mansion?

Disclosure: Author didn’t own any of the above at the time of publication.

Democrat Politician Investors Still Outperforming Republican Politician Investors

by Fred Fuld III

Six months ago, I posted an article about the political ETFs, which track the investments of politicians based on the reporting of their transactions, which politicians are legally required to provide.

I mentioned in that article that year-to-date, Democrats were far outperforming the Republicans.

The Democrats, based on the return of the Unusual Whales Subversive Democratic Trading ETF (NANC), was up 9.4% with the Republicans, Unusual Whales Subversive Republican Trading ETF (KRUZ), trailing far behind at 1.1% for the first half of the year.

Now that the year is over, we can see that the Democratic politicians are still outperforming as investors.

Republicans were up only 9.05%, yet the return for Democrats had a return that was more than double that at 19.67%.

NANC blue line vs. KRUZ green line. Source: Yahoo!Finance

Then there is the Political Contribution Comparison. What it shows is the returns of companies that make political contributions to Democratic versus Republican candidates and political action committees.

This analysis shows even more dramatic returns.

The Democratic Large Cap Core ETF (DEMZ) invests in large cap companies that make political contributions to Democratic Party candidates and political action committees above a certain threshold. Total return for the year is 23.32%.

The Point Bridge America First ETF (MAGA) has a goal of investing in companies  that are highly supportive of Republican candidates. The return for 2023 was just 8.63%.

DEMZ blue line vs. MAGA green line. Source: Yahoo!Finance

Finally, there are the semi-political ETFs. These ETFs are somewhat different in that they leave the politicians out of the analysis, both as investors and political donees. These ETFs have very different returns.

The God Bless America ETF (YALL) is an ETF that screens out companies that support liberal political activism and social agendas. It was up an incredible 36.7% for the year.

The American Conservative Values ETF (ACVF) invests in stocks that meet its politically conservative criteria. The annual return was a positive 23.1%.

Two other “conservative” politically oriented ETFs closed up shop back in August, primarily due to “limited asset growth opportunities and the ongoing operational costs”. These include the 2ndVote Life Neutral Plus ETF which invested in stocks that meet its pro-life social criteria, and the 2ndVote Society Defended ETF which invested in stocks that meet its 2nd Amendment and border security social criteria.

One ETF that is considered by many to be a “liberal” ETF is the SPDR MSCI ACWI Climate Paris Aligned ETF (NZAC). It is for “investors seeking to implement net-zero strategies and address climate change in a holistic way”. The ETF is up 21%.

The year 2024 should be an interesting year, not just for politics and the election, but for the political ETFs.

Disclosure: Author didn’t own any of the above at the time the article was written.